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JC and jaytray we must do THANKS

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Flirting with a guy who's out of my league

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shout-out FUCK YOU’s to start my week

So, this might be the most stressful week of my life, and I am going to start it off while publishing a list of individual FUCK YOU’s to explain to myself and anyone else who sees me sobbing uncontrollably what is going on in my head.

FUCK YOU to my mom, because she is dumb, has no idea what the real world is like, is stupid with monetary issues, can’t mind her own fucking business, irritates me to no end even though i am 22 years old, makes decisions for me that i want nothing to do with, and is an overall judgmental bitch who i cannot wait to have gone from my life when i am financially independent.

FUCK YOU to my dad who is essentially useless as a person in my personal life, unless you count giving me work while i am unemployed, and being rude about all the things i do with my life.

FUCK YOU to whatever asshole gave youth the idea that if you work hard through college you’ll get a job when you graduate

FUCK YOU to myself because i am a pathetic crazy person who cant handle anything

FUCK YOU to mother nature who decided to have everyone die at this time of year

FUCK YOU to every person behind every job rejection ive gotten so far

FUCK YOU to all of the people who are going to inevitably annoy me this week

and another big FUCK YOU to my ex-boyfriend for reasons i’m not going to get into

and now i’ve stopped crying so im done BYE

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"What trauma happened to you leading you to believe people are inherently good?"

— Jack Donaghey, 30 rock.

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If you ask me what I’m doing for a career

Or anything about post-grad bullshit etc., this is the type of response you are going to get:

“Oh, I’m going into import/export.”

“That’s great!  For what regions or company?”

“Colombia.”

Either that, or I’m going to tell you to go suck a bag of dicks.

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i’m doing a cheap, shitty version of that art project where you try to take a picture of yourself every day of the year to see how much you change over time.

i’m doing a cheap, shitty version of that art project where you try to take a picture of yourself every day of the year to see how much you change over time.

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